on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
Johanna does not have time for this Hunger Games nonsense
she’s just one of those contestants who is constantly having her mouth, hands, and other parts blurred out on television.
I enjoy answering for him way too much
I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
don’t drop the unthe unthe uthe unhe un
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*
Annabeth: Oh my gods Percy! You’re so weird!
I was working on my design for Annabeth
(which is hard because I’ve drawn so many different versions of her already)and this happened.
Annabeth hugging stripper santa Percy.
thIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER I AM CRYING
my friend’s geology professor is obsessed with steve buscemi
signing up for this class immediately
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
Casual reminder that CartoonNetwork never gave a fuck
in fifteen years i imagine we’re all going to get wedding invitations that look like this
yall think youre getting married hahahaha who u kidding
"Who, from the cast, for you think would be the most deadly in the Hunger Games?"